XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT fails to sell a bit

Discussion in 'Xbox' started by Blig Merk, Dec 19, 2005.

  1. Blig Merk Guest

    See, I'm finally tipping over the edge as the XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT
    FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT starts to inch towards 1million units in less than
    a month.

    See, the XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT is scaring the
    bejesus out of me so I have to dig up more and more crap to make it
    look like it's a failure to try and keep the hoards away from Best Buy
    etc.

    Even though 300,000 + have sold out in Europe on one weekend, 325,000
    sold in the US over 4 days, and a further 60,000 sold in Japan, along
    with another 300,000 this weekend + all the ones inbetween, - closing
    in on a million units. Oh, and of course, as Ebay continues to
    demonstrate, the XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT is still
    very popular, getting premium prices nearly all the time.

    So when it passes 3 million units, sells out everywhere, continues to
    do so next year, and the PS3 fails to make a dent, I'll just start
    hollering at the top of my voice at President Bush to nuke Hugecunt
    Gates and its cunty fuck fuck fuck cunt bastard asshole cunts.

    XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT is going to fail and I know
    it!!!!!

    Long live PS3!!!!!!!!

    (PS: Sony, sorry for failing you so miserably, but can I still have
    that free PS3 you promised me during that dream I had?)
  2. In article <1134930513.045634.284850@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
    bliig_murk@yahoo.com says...
    > See, I'm finally tipping over the edge as the XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT
    > FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT starts to inch towards 1million units in less than
    > a month.
    >
    > See, the XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT is scaring the
    > bejesus out of me so I have to dig up more and more crap to make it
    > look like it's a failure to try and keep the hoards away from Best Buy
    > etc.
    >
    > Even though 300,000 + have sold out in Europe on one weekend, 325,000
    > sold in the US over 4 days, and a further 60,000 sold in Japan, along
    > with another 300,000 this weekend + all the ones inbetween, - closing
    > in on a million units. Oh, and of course, as Ebay continues to
    > demonstrate, the XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT is still
    > very popular, getting premium prices nearly all the time.
    >
    > So when it passes 3 million units, sells out everywhere, continues to
    > do so next year, and the PS3 fails to make a dent, I'll just start
    > hollering at the top of my voice at President Bush to nuke Hugecunt
    > Gates and its cunty fuck fuck fuck cunt bastard asshole cunts.
    >
    > XCUNT FLOPPY DICK CUNT FUCK WANK TOSS CUNT is going to fail and I know
    > it!!!!!
    >
    > Long live PS3!!!!!!!!
    >
    > (PS: Sony, sorry for failing you so miserably, but can I still have
    > that free PS3 you promised me during that dream I had?)
    >
    >



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