Alright, the object of this game is to give two unimaginable options and then the person underneath has to pick one, and please don't skip. Then, after they pick, they'll give their "which is worse" choices. I'll start it off. :] Having your toenails pulled off one by one or having your teeth pulled out one by one?
I had both in Jan and April. Getting my toenail pulled off was a horrible experience. All the novocain and the blood...UGH! But then I had 4 wisdom teeth pulled off and there was as much blood and as much novocain. The bonus is that I couldn't eat anything solid and I love eating solid stuff. So I guess getting my teeth pulled off would be worse. =/
Chris did it rong because I have nothing to answer. I would probably pick the former, because I need my teeth more than toenails... which are worthless. Living outside for the rest of your life with an unlimited supply of food or living inside with scraps you can gather up from random places?
Living inside with just scraps... I don't mind the outdoors. A one-night stand with a hot but dirty hooker or a lifelong marriage to an ugly but totally clean woman/man?
As Lee didn't give me something to choose from, I'll answer Lizzie's. A lifelong marriage to an ugly but clean man/woman. Licking 500 payphones or licking a toilet seat at a gas station?
Gas station ftw. I think there might be less germs. Eating nothing but shit (fecal matter) for the rest of your life with water and vitamins of course, or eating nothing but rotted garbage with mold covering it like crazy and maggots everywhere for the rest of your life?
I would starve. With any of the three, I'm going to die. Would you do Jessica Biel with AIDS, or receive a blowjob from Jessica Simpson and risk getting harmed from her horse teeth?
Receive a blowjob from Jessica Simpson. Having your significant other tell you they cheated on you or figuring out they cheated on you?
figuring out they cheated watch a porno movie starring your parents, with your parents OR star in a porno movie with your parents?
I would prefer they tell me. At least then, they have a minute shred of honesty and a guilty conscience. Would you rather die by being burned, or by drowning?
Drowning. Telling someone you like them and they humiliate you or not telling them but not ever knowing if they felt the same way?
for that one its the same outcome....ud find another person to like eventually but knowing from past experiences the one being the worse would prolly be me telling them and humiliating myself bamboo for hair, or corkscrews for nipples?
Bamboo for hair. Going to church for the rest of your life or going to school for the rest of your life?
... You can do that? Also, I would choose to go to school. It'd be much better for my moral fiber. Go for the rest of your life naked or wear only ONE outfit which cannot be washed. That's not to say that you yourself cannot be washed in either of these.
I pick wearing ONE outfit that can never be washed because it depends on the outfit. Some can go for a longggg time without being washed. Having your house burnt down with you inside and you can't get out or getting into a car accident with 3 other people and you're the only one who gets hurt?
WATERMELON TESTICLE. Because then I would have the ejaculatory power of an M4 carbine assault rifle. Sandpaper on your teeth or aluminum foil?
... Since you failed... Chinese torture for 3 days, or death? (Chinese torture being, then hang you upside down and a drop of water hits you in the face ever so often. Usually it'll drive the person mad and die. How you die from water drops, is out of my knowing...)