Because John is the epitome of awesome and definition of epic. But seriously, every single time I speak with him I'm always laughing to the point of tears, he's totally hilarious and awesome. Plus he helped me to set up for downloading old foreign horror movies, and he musta been real patient with me because I kept bugging him every two minutes about this and that. Since I never keep him company anyymore, at least the least I could do is erect this thread for his four hour lasting manhood. WHO DA MAN??! John is, of course. Also, the Eye of Argon. All hail John for Presid-no. JOHN FOR GOD.