It's The "I've been called this, but never that" thread!

Alrighty, bitches, let's get to the point of this thread! You say the word that people have called you followed by a word they've never called you. And then, the next person either goes "OH, I'VE BEEN CALLED THAT BEFORE" or "OH, NO I WAS NEVER CALLED THAT BEFORE". There's suppose to be a chain effect and to further illustrate I'll give you can example.

Person 1: I've been called a bitch, but never a lunatic
Person 2: Been called a lunatic plenty of times by my shrink, but never a turd
Person 3: Never been called a turd, but totally been called an uncle-fucker
Person 4:...Okay, so I did it with Uncle Whitmeyer, but dammit it was consensual and BEAUTIFUL. But never been called a spoony bard, skanks.

So, basically, if you have been called__ you state it and then follow up with a not. If you haven't been called___you flip it around. Simple, right?

And no, I'm not Person 3 or Person 4, perverts.

I have been called a dyke, but never been called innocent (at least not in my teenage years and older >__>).

You are, you are!

Hell, I've been called an asshole just the other day, so nothing new there! But I was never called promiscuous! Then again, how could I when I was never big on dating to begin with >__>;.

<__< Of course, I've been called a woman once or twice before (and ma'am is just something that's going to happen anyway), but I was never called a broad before. At least, not that I can recall. Though one time as a kid I was called a little boy, because let's face it: when you wear boy clothes with a cap covering your hair and as flat as an ironing board...you will get called that. And you know what? I ran with it. I ran it hard.

I've never been called a broad before, but I have been called a bitch (shocking, I know)!

I've never been called a racist, but I have been called a prude.

Nekoko-chan, a bitch? Like, for srs? Weird, and my Bitch Sensors are Triple A class >__>;. Must be Funeko-chan seeping out somewhere!

As for prude...I don't remember if I was ever called that, so I'm going to say no. However, I was called an oreo several times!

Funeko-chan has been seeping out a lot, lately.

I've never been called an oreo, but I have been called fake.

Can't say I've ever been called fake. I don't really have anything too serious or whatever to hide to be fake. But I have been called creative.

I've been called creative, but never unimaginative.

...I-it's not like I've never been called that or anything, baka! Oh, but I've totally never been called plain!

I've never been called plain, but I have been called cheap.

I've never been called an audiophile, but I have been called intuitive.

I've been called lazy, but I've never been called stupid.

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I've been called stupid oh-so many times (but usually because of what I said >__>), but boy I've never been called easy!