My friend and I got into a discussion about Harry Potter, and how he was a mediocre wizard. I told him that I found Hermione more impressive, and he said, "Even Ron is better than him." And I asked how so? He responded with, "They don't use magic as much as they could. And Harry is slow to react. 'How will we do this?' YOU'RE A FREAKIN' WIZARD! USE MAGIC! And it's Harry's fault Cedric Diggory died." I scoffed at this, and asked how Cedric could have been saved. And he responded with, "Voldemort says, 'Kill the spare.' Harry should have been all, 'MAGIC BITCH!' and defeated him there."
Hiyo, losers! I'm sort of stealing Sou-to's idea, but instead of writing stories in this thread we're going to post our bestest poems, sonnets, ballads, or even musical lyrics. So, humiliate yourselves...er, I mean, show your expressive selves! I'll start off with my lyrics from way back when called "No Longer Yours". It's...incredibly corny and I should probably edit it, but well, whatever!
Creeping out like a B-rated horror flick
You approached me from the darkness
This was how we first met
You enchanted me with your magic, but now
Not even a cell of me can allow it to go on
It wasn't really love, but I believed otherwise
I cried because I couldn't hide
The feelings pressing against my heart
They wouldn't disappear or subside
So, now I fear with the utmost passion
That kindness and love are magic tricks
Played on the naive and on the foolish
I swear it was a false XTC
Runnin' through multiple illusions
And I kept wasting time with fantasy
There's nothing within me
But a kind...
When it comes time for his twice monthly 100% water change, all I have to do is pick up the net and he darts off like a freaking rocket. Poor wittle Sefire, I dun wanna scare you, but I need to change your water! So stop running from me dammit! >_<